Well, after an eventful and exhausting furlough friday, I was looking forward to a relaxing weekend. We had several fun things planned, and wound up having a few adventures and one near-death experience.
On Saturday, the Lanai Cultural and Heritage Center had its grand opening ceremony

. The center has existed since 2002, but they just moved into a brand new building, and had a big event to celebrate it. The cultural center is run by a haole man that came here as a child and was raised by missionaries. He married a Hawaiian woman, and they run the center together. They've collected artifacts and histories of this island from people all across Hawaii. A man of many talents, this guy can play a traditional nose flute, is fluent in Hawaiian, and composes songs for hula. The ceremony was a great celebration of the island, with traditional dancing and traditional food. We had a great time sampling the local cuisine!
On Sunday after church, we went to the beach to relax and catch the sunset. Our biggest adventure, however, came on Monday. We borrowed a jeep from the guy who lends us Bubs, and took off for an off-roading adventure on the north shore of Lanai. Now, as you know, I'm a pretty cautious adventurer. I like to experience new things, but I'm too much of a worrier to be too extreme. I told the other girls that I was

content to sit in the passenger seat of the jeep and not drive. I'd rather not mess with it. So one hour later, after an incredible drive through all sorts of terrain (with fantastic views of other islands), we made it to Polihua Beach. This beach is really windy, and the current is so strong that no one can really swim in the water. It had a crazy shorebreak and with a dangerously heavy wave, and so we watched and kept our distance. On the way home, though, or real adventures began! We decided to pull off on the west side of the island for some hiking. We made our own trails through the brush and encountered a herd of Lanai's horned sheep. They were running across the hills, and we turned and watched each other warily from a distance. Kelsey also accidentally surprised the heck out of a giant wild turkey, which took flight a few feet in front of her and gave us all heart attacks!
The last leg of our trip was the few miles from our hiking site to home. I was feeling brave at this point (probably because I knew the worst roads were behind us), so I offered to drive home. The road was all dirt, but it had two sections separated by some grass in between. Haoles that we were, we figured that the grass acted as a barrier between northbound and southbound traffic. So we stayed on the path to the right, and sped down the smooth dirt road towards home. A few miles in, the road we were on became more and more treacherous. It dipped in the middle, leaving uneven bumps for us to drive across. I slowed the Jeep down, and considered crossing over on the wrong side of the road to continue, but I didn't want to ruffle any local feathers. So onward we went until I came to a certain dip that looked impossible and stopped. I was a starting to panic, realizing that there was no way the jeep could make it over the next bump. I considered backing up, but that way was pretty ominous as well. Kelsey, Brooke, and I consulted, and Kelsey thought we could make it if I went slow. With her confirmation, I inched down the bump, and we tilted sideways & got stuck. Now, this wasn't just any kind of stuck. I'm talking two wheels more than a foot off the ground, evacuation necessary kind of stuck. Kelsey bailed carefully out of the high passenger side, while Brooke and I slowly followed from the low side, making sure to keep our weight in the rear passenger side. The jeep was balancing on two whe

els, and I stood on the fender to keep it upright while Brooke and Kelsey pushed from the other side. Now, needless to say, we were all terrified at this point, and adrenaline was racing through our bodies. Not only was this a borrowed car, but this was a deserted road and we had no cell service. Talk about adventure. Of course this would happen when
I drove! We pushed the car into a little better position, with three wheels on the ground, and then we heard a jeep on the road next to us. All three of us went running and screaming up the hill to catch the drivers' attention, and thankfully he stopped for us. We were relieved to see he was a local and seemed experienced in jeep-handling. He immediately recognized the car as borrowed from our friend (so much for getting away with this), and hopped in the drivers seat to steer us to safety. After a few worrisome lurches, he pulled forward and got us un-stuck. I have no idea what this man's name was, but he was our guardian angel. We all hugged him, said thanks, and slowly drove back home.